Category Archives: RANDOM

The joy of drawing

It’s official, gone are the days of digital drawing via trackpad. Today my new Wacom Intuos4 graphics tablet arrived, and after spending the last 3 hours playing with it, I’m in love. The same kind of love I felt the first time I used a mac.

I’ve wanted a graphics tablet for years, and now, just a few short hours into having one, I’m wondering why it took me so long to get around to it. Get ready 3 readers, I’m about to get all crafty on your asses. Imma start to draw soo many happy little trees I might  break out a Bob Ross fro.

Men in belted khakis with tucked-in shirts

Who thought this was a good idea?

There’s nothing attractive about khakis. Oh, and seriously why must some men pair it with a matching khaki vest and/or bucket hat, it just makes you look like you think you’re on safari, you’re not, stop.

I don't care what the Gap says, there's nothing that exciting about a pair of pants.

Conversations I didn’t want to have during a bikini wax

Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift....

These conversations have actually happened.  I couldn’t make this shit up even if I wanted to.

  • Taylor Swift – I realize you don’t have the most entertaining job in the world, however I’m not particularly interested in discussing whether or not I feel Taylor Swift is deserving of the many accolades she receives.
  • Trying to guess whether or not I’ve had children – seriously?!? Because I’m not in a compromising enough situation…
  • Singing – I don’t care how much you like this song, you’re not in an industry where singing while you work is appropriate.
  • The previous client’s landscaping choice – umm, yeah, no.  Not interested.  Are you taking a poll?
  • Anything.  – Can we just get this done with? Really. A mutually agreed upon silence is what I’m looking for here.

puppy love ♥

I think it’s safe to say I have an unhealthy obsessive relationship with my dog. He brings me a certain joy I can’t even begin to describe.  He has more personality in his 35 lb body than a fair chunk of people I know.  He’s always happy to see me. When I’m sad, he cuddles up next to me and makes it impossible for me to remain angry about anything. He loves me, unconditionally, like only a dog can. On top of all of this, he’s a quirky little guy, who makes me laugh at least once a day, often times more.

Recently (this past Sunday) I got a new bed, a much higher bed. My dog sleeps  in bed with me, but now he can no longer jump onto the bed, as it is far too high, so I’ve decided  to be strong and try to wean him off. Day 1 went fairly well, aside from some wimpers at bed time, there was very little resistance from him. (I was a little offended). However this morning I was awoken at 4am to him wimpering like he’d just lost a limb and looking up at me with the saddest eyes from the  pity blanket I placed for him at the foot of my bed.

Is it wrong that I find joy in his sadness? He needs me, and I, well I need to seek treatment.

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work schmork

At work I am often referred to as the young and techie. It’s not that I’m particularly technologically apt (although I feel I can hold my own), it’s just that I’m about 20 years younger than almost every other person I work with. That being the case I often find myself in the following very frustrating situation:

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my new obsession

so for the past week I’ve been working my way through every single comic on this site. Four years of near-daily posts = lots of comics.

Check it out: www.mordantorange.com

The friend-SHIP is sinking

Express yourself.

If you don’t like it when your friends call you on your bullshit, get some cats or maybe a houseplant, or anything that doesn’t have an ounce of intellectual capacity.

But first, remember this important quote by Lady Madonna (yes it’s about soul mates, but its just as relevant for friendships that matter):

There is no such thing as the perfect soulmate. If you meet someone and you think they’re perfect, you better run as fast as you can in the other direction, ‘cause your soulmate is the person that pushes your buttons, pisses you off on a regular basis, and makes you face your shit.

-Madonna

 

Mentors. Well this is new…

So I was out to dinner with a friend last week, and we got to talking about some pretty nitty gritty things; we got down and dirty if you will. Oh no boys, take your minds out of the gutter, this has nothing to do with ‘sexy time’.

Speaking of ‘sexy time’ scroll to 1:15 in this clip. Margo and Todd schedule that shit.

Anyhow, back to the point, so we got to talking about some pretty serious shiz and my friend mentioned her mentors, and how they came to play that role in her life. The idea of a mentor is not something that had ever really occurred to me. I’ve had people who have made a significant impact in my life; that goes without saying because let’s face it ‘no man is an island’. (Although Hugh Grant-god love him, would have you believe we are all islands, islands as part of archipelagos). There have been many people in my life, people who I can attribute alot of good change to, some who I can attribute bad changes to, and others no change. But a mentor? and then it hit me (but really, she just pointed it out), I did have a mentor. Professor Pamela Shime.

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Really?!? Three weeks later?!?

Dear Boys,

Lesson in dating etiquette, if you like her don’t ignore her witty Christmas text and wait three weeks to contact her.

That shit just don’t fly.

 

everything must go!

Cleaning out my closet and drawers.

But seriously, when did I acquire soo much stuff?