Ok, so I am unemployed and as such have spent a lot of time watching morning television. The View, Rachel Ray, Live with Regis and Kelly, The Tyra Banks show, you name it, I’ve been watching it (in my defence I haven’t been watching Maury, although a few more weeks of unemployment and paternity tests here I come).
With all this TV watching I’ve noticed something very important, Tyra Banks loves herself a jumpsuit. That or the show has a really low wardrobe budget. She’s worn a jumpsuit (I’m convinced the same one-a heather grey one–see picture #1 below) nearly every day for the past two weeks. She’s also recycling belts, in particular a yellow belt/sash (Don’t think I didn’t notice Tyra. I did).
Don’t get me wrong she rocks the look, and it can’t be denied there are plenty of benefits to a one-piece outfit., comfort (it’s like a onesie for adults), not having to worry about picking separates, that sort of thing. But you know, there are negatives too. For example, what if you need to go to the bathroom during a two minute commercial break? You’d have to take off the belt (Tyra always belts, always) and hang it somewhere (which can be difficult in some bathrooms), and then you practically have to get naked in order to pee. Is two minutes really enough? Does she have enough time to wash her hands? What if she doesn’t make it back on time? Does the choir do a number? (what is with that choir anyways? has there ever been anything more annoying on TV? and how would they even know what to sing if Tyra isn’t there to lead them?)
I could go on, but I should probably stop. So I will.
