1. Fig Newtons
Do you remember these? Do people still eat them? Were they ever even good? I can’t remember.

Fig Newton dominoes
Speaking of newtons,
2. Wayne Newton
This man is a legend, I can’t for the life of me figure out why. But I do love the song Danke Schoen.

I bet he glows in the dark.
3. Magnum P.I.
My dad looks like him.

Who is who?
4. Deluxe Hugs
5. Virtual Stan
Just click it. And then click everything, preferably not all at once.
6. That episode of the Simpson’s where Homer says “You can run, but you can’t glide’




