So my life and I are at an odds right now. There’s a sort of fork in the road really, but not really, figuratively. Except, the fork is still kind of non-existent. 
So it’s more of a potential fork in the road. I don’t know that I can handle all this cutlery in my life right now since I’m only just getting used to the fact that my thumbs aren’t opposable (and no I’m not joking, I am a neanderthal).
Anyways, back to the point. Life and I need to have a talk, the serious kind, where I come home with a bottle of wine and get life a little bit tipsy before I break the bad news. What’s the bad news you ask? The bad news is I’m a little bit (read: a lot) disappointed with all the inconsistency and loops that life throws my way. I don’t want to jump anymore, or rephrase, if I have to jump through hoops I want to know that there’s some sort of pay out at the end worthy of the jumping.
So, get your shit together life cause otherwise we’re going to have some problems you and I, and quite frankly I like you, I don’t want for this to be a point of contention in our relationship. After all, we have so much potential.
Ok, so I am unemployed and as such have spent a lot of time watching morning television. The View, Rachel Ray, Live with Regis and Kelly, The Tyra Banks show, you name it, I’ve been watching it (in my defence I haven’t been watching Maury, although a few more weeks of unemployment and paternity tests here I come).
With all this TV watching I’ve noticed something very important, Tyra Banks loves herself a jumpsuit. That or the show has a really low wardrobe budget. She’s worn a jumpsuit (I’m convinced the same one-a heather grey one–see picture #1 below) nearly every day for the past two weeks. She’s also recycling belts, in particular a yellow belt/sash (Don’t think I didn’t notice Tyra. I did).
Don’t get me wrong she rocks the look, and it can’t be denied there are plenty of benefits to a one-piece outfit., comfort (it’s like a onesie for adults), not having to worry about picking separates, that sort of thing. But you know, there are negatives too. Continue reading →
You know how when you (me) were little you would spend hours on MS Paint painstakingly drawing things, or editing images, (this was before the days of photoshop) wishing that there was some magical program that would just take what you imagine and make it real, well it appears that we are almost at that stage. “A research team from several universities has put together a system whereby you can draw a terrible stick picture sketch, label your blobby objects what they’re supposed to be, and it will essentially photoshop something together for you that meets your criteria.”
Read more about it here.
Hi Brundiggity,
